You Had Me At Hello

zagreus:

doctress:

zagreus:

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

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funnytwittertweets:

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suspend:

have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them, touch them, hear them, own them and you know you just crave for them and its like your life depends on it and you will never get enough

(via dulect)

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

elfwreck:

tikkety-tok:

This is so important. From Daniel Sloss HBO standup special ‘X’.

“If you think this does not affect the women in your life, it’s not because it’s not happening to them. It’s because they don’t trust you enough to talk to you about it.”

I remember a guy in my team at work saying “I don’t know anyone who…” and I was like, “nah mate, no one trusts you enough to tell you that, cos we know the same people”

(via buttfacemcgee)

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

(via dulect)

dulect:

“I honestly don’t know how it’s possible to miss someone so much”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

burgrs:

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

(via dulect)

dulect:

“Isn’t it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?”

— (via urbanoutfucks)

gaycism:

ALT

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pukicho:

hungwy:

Randomly watching marvel movies is so confusing. Who is this red man.

Mario

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itsqueerlyhalloween:

Holy fucking christ

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dulect:

How do you move on?

You don’t. You just live with it everyday and time shall pass, memories turns vague and it would feel like everything was just a dream.

(Source: eatingisfab)

homosexualontheloose:

leslady79:

She didn’t have to be that extra, but she did it anyway and for that she has my sword, my bow AND my axe.

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